Are there still Professional mourners, sounds like a brilliant job?

Last week I attended a service comprised of 3 old people, a rented minister and 600 egg salad sandwiches. It was a damned sad turnout and a waste of good egg salad too. If you do nothing else you need to ensure that you attract a crowd – it’s the last party you’ll attend and you don’t want it to be an unmitigated flop. I say post on Craigs list and yes I bet you can bring forth a dozen or more of what we shall than call professional mourners .